Jul 24, 2007 | ashbrew:
Toilet seats?
how come in most households the toilet seat is a complete circle, yet in most pulic restrooms, there is a gap in the toilet seat? Just Curious if anyone knows the reasoning behind this. Thanks!
A: It is plumbing code that all public restroom toilets have an open-front seat for health reasons.
Mar 29, 2010 | soccerdude!:
How does water condense on toilet seats?
Whenever I sit on a toilet, whether it be at home or at school, it's always wet! When we bought a new toilet seat at home though, it didn't feel wet at all. I found this strange, I always thought...
A: what the fuck is wrong with you? is this real?
Thanksgiving 2011 – Vomit-Gate
If you’re eating. Stop reading. If you get queasy easily, stop reading.
I hope that, for the most part, your Thanksgiving was much better than mine. It’s not that I had a horrible time, it just could’ve gone without a few incidents.
R (the Wife) and I decided to spend Vegas at R’s sister’s. On Tuesday, we stopped by Claremont to stay a night with my parents and hang out with them. Then on Wednesday morning, we were on the road (again).
It was an uneventful drive, but we made it safely to Vegas and to R’s sister’s. I started feeling a bit uneasy then, but thought to myself, it’ll pass.
At the strip, we went to the Mandarin Oriental to get some tea. (Of all the places to visit… we, of course, decided to go to the one with the most Asian name…)
Sitting there, sipping my mango tea, I realized that I might be a little more sick than I thought. But I didn’t want to ruin anyone’s time at my expense. Besides, we were going to head home soon, and so there was no need to rush things.
...
Football!
We got to our seats... "I've never been this high without a seat belt on!" Waiting for the game to start.... "This is great, now I can look at whatever I want and don't have to look at what the camera guy wants to look at!" We scored a touchdown... "Now that we got points do we do one of those kick things?" During a commercial break.... "Live sports are great, if I was at home I would be watching a toilet commercial." Me explaining forward progress.... J: "I think the ball should go where he was tackled." L: "That's why it's called forward progress, he gets it where he caught it even though he got tackled backwards." J: "Well, I guess it's fair, he did catch the ball."
A good deal
