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As much as I love porkin out all day in front of a huge TV watching football and as much as I love droppin the "People's Elbow" on little old ladies over limited quantity Monster High Dolls.... I am beyond relieved that the Thanksgiving "event" has passed. Now, only 32 more days until Christmas is here... and only 390 days until the end of the world. Cheers to that. I don't have to do any Christmas shopping next year I guess. BTW I put that timer down there cause I know how lol. I hope none of you end up glued to my blog watching this countdown lol. We, (our group of saving ninjas), built an umbrella tent outside of Target at about 7:30pm (Target opened at midnight). It was pouring down rain and windy but, it was SOOOOO much fun. It was my first time doing the Black Friday thing. My husband thought i'd never want to do it again. Lol, he doesn't know my joy of shopping I'm guessing. Here are some pictures of our "camp out". Tya got... well i actually didn't find much for Tya, the stuff she...

Funny thoughts, Deep thoughts, Humor, Hilarious questions

Why are apartments so close together?

What idiot put an ‘s’ in the word lisp?

If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Y2K???? Maybe 1 K just isn’t enough.

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

If you had amnesia and then were cured, would you remember that you forgot?

Why isn’t 11 pronounced onety one?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Is it true that cannibals won’t eat clowns because they taste funny?

Do hyenas laugh even when they are being killed?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

You know when you are driving and you notice one shoe on the road… whatever happened to the other shoe?