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Lucy Pinder's saucy Lynx adverts banned for being "degrading to women"

And the shower gel advert, which was circulated in July, attracted 113 complaints.

The ASA concluded that the adverts were degrading to women and irresponsible because they had been placed on two websites, Rotten Tomatoes and Anorak, which "were not protected through age verification or other similar targeting".

A spokesman for Lynx said: "As an advertiser we strive to be responsible and observe strict guidelines for all brand communications.

"Lynx adverts often provoke diverse reactions and opinions but it is never our intention to cause offence."

Its Christmas time !!

Now those of you that know me will know that when it comes to chrimbo I am a full on bah humbug. One of my main reasons is that I hate organised fun. So to be told on the 25th December I must have fun all day which includes acting like I have won the world cup when I get my 5th pair of socks and 8th Lynx deodorant and shower gel set. It also includes I must sit down and have chrimbo dinner (burger and chips in my case) and drink lots and have lots of chocolate things that I do on a regular basis anyway. You are forced to sit with the family, which now includes a rota of my family one year and the in-laws the next. Now I like both families but again I like to see them off the cuff or in a semi organised fashion, not this definitive moment where we all put hats on and pull crackers that 65% of the time go off and 12% of the time contain a gift of any use (* This information has been based on data collected on the 25th December from 1984 to 2010) I much prefer a random fun day of food, booze and festivities that occurs at random on say Feb 11th or June 4th. These are much better days than when we are all focused on this one day and one point for a scran. You get my drift now anyway. Since I now have two beautiful girls (88.7% of the time based on data collected from August 2004 to October 2011) and another bump on the way I have to buy into chrimbo for their sake. I still feel pain on their behalf as they get a boss toy and then get asked by an adult ” So do you like it then ?” of course I do. Kill the questions and just let me get on with enjoying the damn toy. So I let Mrs Fay buy a chrimbo tree which every year is far too big for the living room and normally dies before chrimbo due to the heating being on all the time (have you seen the bloody gas bill Mrs Fay ?) Golden rule number one enforced by Emperor Fay II (Emperor Fay I being my dad) is it must be at least the 1st of December before any tree goes up. Golden rule number two is that my chocolate advent calendar is of high quality chocolate and no cheap shite. So it was with great horror when I drove down the bottom of our road a few nights ago to see what looked like decorations in somebody’s window. As I drew closer my worst fears were confirmed. I nearly crashed the car I was in such shock. Here we were the 14th of November. Then to add insult to injury there was a fooking chrimbo tree up with lights on. I assume it was a fake one as they have not actually chopped any bastard real ones down yet as they are still in the forest. By my reckoning that is a full 41 days before chrimbo. Does that mean the tree comes down 41 days later on the 4th of Feb giving us a festive period of 82 days or 22.4% of the entire year (loving my percentages in this blog eh ! ) Even Santa Claus does not put his tree up until the first Sunday of December !! (Just made that up)